iHelp crochet

Crocheting is great, but stitching too long probably causes something terrible like sore muscles or carpel tunnel syndrome. Avoid strain with the iHelp crochet system. Simply arrange your project on your lap as if you intended work, and a representative will monitor your progress to ensure that you don't overtax yourself.

iHelp cuisine testing

You never know how good dinner is going to be, especially if you're having shrimp. They could be mealy. They could be rubbery. If only you had someone to test your food! iHelp can take care of that for you though. Simply leave your plate unattended on an accessible surface, and a representative will ensure that anything on your plate worth eating is thoroughly tested!

iHelp™ towel service

Are you tired of getting out of the shower and grabbing a cold towel? Well those days are over thanks to the iHelp™ towel service. Just place your towel on the shelf, and it'll be warmed by a kitten in no time at all!
This Chewbacca model prefers to warm towels that belong to Banik and have been placed on the top bathroom shelf. Just look at him hard at work.

Just don't expect to use the towel ever again.

iHelp™ housekeeping assistance

What's that? You're trying to change the bedding? Well good luck with that. You'll have to wash this later...

...like sometime tomorrow.

iHelp™ Adminstrative Assistance

Here you can see Shade taking a break from typing dictation to skip through mp3s. He gets cranky if he has to listen to too many Fall Out Boy songs in a row; it breaks his concentration. He's pretty good at typing... until he gets tired and falls asleep on the keyboard and writes 3 pages of "k"s and commas.

iHelp™ Management Services

Can't do it yourself? Kittens are here to help! Furniture assembly, food preparation, sleep posture analysis- they do it all!

"Yes, he's doing fine. I'll call you if he screws up."

iHelp™ Laundry Protection

I'm pleased to announce that the same fine kittens who brought you the Kitten Alarm Systems™ are introducing a line called iHelp™. I'm sure they will bring you many innovative products in the future, but today I'd like to tell you about iHelp™ Laundry Protection!

If you're tired of critters using your clothing storage for a dining destination iHelp™ Laundry Protection is designed with you in mind. Simply place the Protector into your closet or armoir, and his pointy vigilance will keep away any would-be snackers. iHelp™ Laundry Protection is compact, sturdy, and flexible enough to fit your space availability.