Pours a murky brown, little to no head. Intense sour nose with hints of cider and acetic acids. My first words were, "what the fuck?" Thin and carbonated, there's almost a savory sour with a hint of sour to finish (after the head bashing opener).
Also, for what it's worth, this is not the bottle that it came in... But I'll keep the picture since I have no idea what happened. Have a kitten picture!